Senseless Boasting

“Yabang” or boast, is always being associated with me. The way I talk, the way I move, the way I act. I just can’t help it. Being PROUD makes me confident. I know it’s bad.. But I’m sorry.. That’s how I deal with my life.. I’m sorry for those people that I victimized.. Well..

Here it is:

# 1 “Sa dame ng humahabol sa aken, Sayo lang ako nagpaabot..”
The top contender!! Until now, it makes me smirk and grin at the same time. Hmmm.. How is that possible? Grinning while smirking?.. Nuff with that.. I uttered these lines while I was talking to my loved one. At that time, she thinks of me as a “Playboy”. But, “Surprise Dear!!”, I spoke the unspeakable line and we burst out in laughters! Till now, I remember that day I made her reconsider..

# 2 “Makalapit nga sa babae di mo kaya, Makabuntis pa?!”
The worst thing I said to a friend.. I remember that time where he was trying to make a prank to me. Making me believe that He impregnated some girl.. Haha.. The friend that I was.. I had the urge to rub to his face that he’s not capable of doing the thing he said.. Because I knew him so much.. I remember the reactions of my buddies, they were laughing on their knees, almost rolling.. Because they knew exactly what I was talking.. Silly me.. Made fun of my friend.. Again..

# 3 “Gagawin ko, Kasi kaya ko!” or “Bibilhin ko, Kasi kaya ko!”
One of the lines that makes my day.. Imagine seeing their faces twist with thoughts circling in their mind.. I know I made an impact every time I see those faces.. Makes me laugh inside(Devil’s Laugh.. To be précised.).. I let out those words when I feel boasting is need.. How I love mind games! Makes me more “Mayabang”!!

# 4 “Di kelangan..”
One my latest phrase.. Actually its origin is from a commercial that I don’t need to mention.. Because, I might replace that actor!! Haha.. Mind that.. Hmmm.. It is a short but high impact phrase.. I enjoy saying those phrases when somebody’s trying to challenge me or trying to convince me.. I don’t know.. But those two words sounds “mayabang” when I say it.. But means "NOTHING" when used by others.. Maybe I’m just a natural-born “Mayabang”..

Here it is.. The list of my “yabang” phrases and moments.. Maybe, more phrases to come.. Right? Haha.. Don’t worry.. I’ll add more in the future!! Why??

“KASI KAYA KO!!” XD